This I Believe
I believe Juliet was better matched with Mercutio. Romeo’s wit just doesn’t hold a candle to theirs.
I believe a good score on the SAT is important, but not more so than a really nice baked potato.
I believe ‘issueful’ and ‘issueless’ should be words. In fact, they should be official classifications indicated on a person’s driver’s license.
I believe true friendship means never having to end an electronic sentence with ?.
I believe a preference for sisal rugs is really just sublimated hostility.
I believe that the whole post partum situation was badly designed. Mother Nature overlooked the impracticality of making newborns desperately dependent just when their mothers are physically and emotionally ausgemated*
I believe that as a civilization, our humanity is evolved by Bruce Springsteen
*Yiddish, that’s my only hint
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